The time I experienced explosive diarrhea on my first day at a new job

I’m pretty sure this is what nightmares are made of. It was my first full-time job out of college.  I was managing accounts for a small prosthetics and orthotics supply and fabrication company.  We had…

The time I ate all of the corned beef

This is a story from the past. It’s kind of an inside (not so much anymore!) joke between Craig and I.  “Remember the time you ate all the corned beef?”The first place that Craig I…

Midget Porn

I’ll preface this post by explaining the group dynamics of a particular forum that both Craig and myself are on. If you need a tool or want to try something out, members are generally more…

Penis shaped cereal

I love a good deal when I can find one, and delight in seeing whether paying more for the “better” product is really worth it. (If it is, I never hesitate, but in many cases…

Oh hi there.

I’m just a deer, with fangs.